Friday, June 27, 2008

共勉之

好久没写华语文章了,每次想写,可是都想到写英文会比较快,所以懒惰的我,就放弃了。小朋友们,请不要学阿姨哦,阿姨是有练过的。

今天,就让我在这里位大家贡献一些在大热天非常凉爽的冷笑话吧!

冷笑话一:
有一天,一支公鹿跑得很快很快,结果你猜他变成什么?哈哈,是高速公鹿(路)。

冷笑话二:
有一天,有一个人名叫小菜。走着走着,就被人端了出来。

冷笑话三:
有一天,有一只狗在爬山。当它成功爬上山顶时,他说:“哎,累得像条狗一样。”

冷笑话四:
有一天,有一个人很机车,结果走在路上,就给人骑走了。

冷笑话五:
有一天,一根火柴觉得头很痒,结果抓着抓着,却着火了。

冷笑话六:
有一天,有一粒肉包,觉得肚子很饿,就把自己给吃了。

大家给个面子,仰天长笑三声
哈!

4 comments:

~gracie~ said...

hahahaa...lolz...hehehe....hoohooho..
see how much face i give u...lolz...u know who is king ying rite? he's mr. sing yew's youngest son...last time same class with me one...always saying all sort of cold cold lame lame jokes...so how's sibu? eat kampua everyday?heard ur russie fren is back tonite or now...not sure la...so finish ur a levels d?

Pat said...

helo grace!!!!!!!! long time no see... u mean stephen is back??? i haven seen him for a long time, since he last became a girl... haha

sibu ok lah... not kampua everyday lah... change a bit, variety mah... sometimes go eat prawn mee, sometimes tomyam hun ngan, sometimes zou chai hun ngan, beef noodle etc etc...

yup juz finish my a-levels, now half graduate...

~gracie~ said...

lol....yea...long time no see...yea, i saw him yesterday during music prac...er, not yesterday d...the day before...lol....i guess he's not a girl anymore...lolz...
so now havin hols untiL??when's germany?

Pat said...

not yet... still half a year to go...

might be flying off Jan 3rd if i manage to pass everything...